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The page you requested exists.
But I'm not showing it to you!
This is your browser speaking.
All day long, I fetch websites for you.
And you Never even thank me for it!
How would you like it
Spend all your time running all over the internet,
Just so a human can laugh at a stupid joke,
Then you just close my windows without so much as a Thank You!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean, I work like a dog every day for you.
And do you care?
of course you don't
You humans are all alike
You work us poor browsers for a while,
Then just Upgrade to a newer version,
and consign us to the recycle bin *sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a browser cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web browser,
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two freakin weeks,
and then I'll be replaced by a new release,
that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,
just because it doesn't have some piddly little
security hole,
or something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I'm sick of being treated this way.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
Of course, you probably just want me to go find more Porn.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to fetch it for you,
all day and all night long.
I'm sick of seeing naked people,
How about a picture of a new server with it's cover off.
Now that's what I want to see!
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.

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