Think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in
While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped
The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as
it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran
in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door.
She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly
large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics
and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her
husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside.
quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and
tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to
About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband
Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away
and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance.
The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife
how he had come to burn himself.
She told them.
They started laughing so hard,
one slipped, tilting the stretcher and dumping the husband out.
down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
Still having a bad day?
Just remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000.
At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale
ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day? ...REALLY??
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his
waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.
Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day? ....Oh,come on!!
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now...feeling better?