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Hello, my name is Billy Evans.
I am a very sick little boy.
My mother is typing this for me because I can't.
She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick.
I was born without a body.
It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves.
The doctors said that was the best they could do on account
of us having no money or insurance.
I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money.
Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people.
I said, “Don't cry, Mommy,”
and she hugged my burlap bag.
Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap
and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me.
You can help me if you forward this e-mail to everyone you know.
Forward it to people you don't know, too.
Dr. Johansensteiner said that for every person you forward this e-mail to,
Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA.
With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America
and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better.
They will then come back to earth and go to the Pope.
He will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors.
The doctors could help me get better then.
Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball;
right now I can only be third base.

Every time you forward this letter,
the astronauts can take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.
Please help me! Mommy is so sad, and I want a body.
I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10.

If you don't forward this e-mail, that's okay.
Mommy says you're a mean, rotten and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head.
She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach,
she hopes you die a long, slow, horrible death and then burn forever in hell!
What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five freakin' minutes
to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine year old boy?

Thank you,
Billy “Smiley” Evans

Please send this to everyone you know
So Billy can get his new body!

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