Fresh from her shower,
a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that
her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling
her it's not so, her husband
uncharacteristically comes up with
"If you want your breasts to grow,
then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts
for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches
a piece of toilet paper and stands in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Do you really think
rubbing a piece of toilet paper between them every day
will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat the husband says,
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He still lives,
and with a great deal of therapy,
he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.