1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any
time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows
all The Rules, she must immediately change
some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of
a flagrant misunderstanding which was a
direct result of something the Male did or
7. If Rule 6 applies,
the Male must
apologize immediately for causing the
8. The Female can change her mind at any
given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind
without express written consent from
10. The Female has every right to be angry
or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times,
unless the Female Wants him to be angry
12. The Female must under no circumstances
let the Male know whether or not she wants
him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind read
at all times.
14. The Male who doesn't abide by "The Rules",
can't take the heat, lacks a backbone,
and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document "The Rules"
could result in bodily harm.
16. At no time can the Male make such
comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?"
when the Female is complaining.
17. If the Female has PMS,
all "The Rules"
are null and void!