1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem
2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
4. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.
6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
8. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.
9. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.
10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.