I was browsing around online
and thought I'd send you a greeting card,
but everything I saw was either
or too corny...
or all Lovey-Dovey.
But I kept looking
and I finally found this one,
which isn't so bad....
so I thought to myself,
"Hey, this one isn't so bad."
And then I told myself,
"You know what? You're Right!"
And then I agreed.
So I decided that I would send you this card...
because it is nice and sweet,
simple and to the point,
without all the Hoopla...
Just a simple little card
that you can receive at your computer
and know that I was thinking about you,
not something that would be all lengthy and time consuming,
yep, just a cute little card to say Hello.
So that's what I'm doing right now.
Just a quick little hello...
and then I'm out of here.
I'm not one to keep talking...
I don't like to outstay my welcome,
and I feel the same way about online greeting cards.
They shouldn't take forever to download;
they should be quick and painless.
I send it, you receive it, and it's done,
just like that...
a done deal.
But then of course you may consider
sending me a greeting card
to thank me for sending you this one,
in which case you would have to face
the same problems that I encountered.
If you do decide to send me a thank you card
for sending you this greeting card
I would hope that you would
extend to me the same courtesy that I have shown you.
I prefer short and sweet little cards.
Thanks in advance.
I appreciate it.
I really do.
You're a really swell person you know...
that's why I sent you this card.
Now that I'm anticipating
you sending me a thank you card
I guess I'll have to think ahead
and figure out which card to send you in return.
So I guess I should start thinking about that.
Well, I guess I'll see you later then.
Good talking to Ya,
Cya later alligator,
After while Crocodile,
Bye Bye then.
Have a good day.
And a good night.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
Oh, just one more thing...
well crap, now I forgot what I was gonna say.
Oh well, if I think of it I'll send you another card.
So goodbye for now.