Home | Games | Greets & FunPages | Tournament Bingo | Comedy! | Advertise with us!

Friends of FunDMental

Link to us!
and get a link back!

Questions? Comments?
Tell us what you think!

Your Banner could be here! Click for more Info!

If Women Ruled The World

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out
men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.

A man would no longer be considered a "good catch"
simply because he is breathing.

Men would be secretaries for female bosses,
working twice as hard for none of the credit.

Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard
would increase by 40 pounds.

"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue
featuring scantily clad male models.

Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks"

Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.

Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women
watching soap operas.

Overweight men would have their weight brought
to their attention constantly.

Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles,
because there would be no pictures.

Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you",
"You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit."

Men would be judged entirely by their looks,
women by their accomplishments.

Men would sit around and wonder what
women are thinking.

Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.

All toilet seats would be nailed down.

Men would work on relationships as much as
they work on their careers.

TV news segments on sports would never
run longer than 1 minute.

During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes
and women would date 19 year olds.

All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator

Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods
within two hours of bedtime.

For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of
a two-year old for six weeks.

After a baby is born, men would take a six-week
paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.

Bookmark and Share

More Fun Pages!

Fun D Mental!

Join our Mailing List!
Be the First to learn about New FunPages!
Get our Weekly Newsletter!
Join Now!

Join the FunDMental Newz!

Wow! We're Popular!

All Rights Reserved
Rich Cavanaugh
Fun D Mental.com

Gladwin, MI


Page copy protected against web site content infringement by Copyscape